Monday, September 29, 2008
Hey guys!
I screwed up math pretty badly... not like those who say damn hard/die liao lar and end up getting A or B.
Ok but the thing is, I'm already thinking of what to do on Thursday/Friday! Are we going out to eat or something? Movie? Anything oso can =) Like helping jiayun's all star team train volleyball oso can...
Chalet how ar?
-zy
08S6E 豆！8:22 PM
Monday, September 22, 2008
08S6E 豆！11:46 PM
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Re: Greetings from Paris
From: TAN YONG LENG KELVIN 16-09-08
To: 08S6E
Dear 6E,
How is everyone? Have you all been studying hard for your promos?
Remember to
take care of your health too - get some exercise and
enough sleep each night (but not too much such that you are late for
school).
Haha, I practice what I preach as I am climbing up 7 flights of
stairs each day to get to my apartment (there is no lift) and I get
about 8 hours of sleep each night (
it's easy to sleep when it's
cold).
All the best in your preparations for your promos and remember to
encourage and help each other along!
Have sent some photos of the view from my apartment for your viewing
pleasure (the viewing pleasure is mine, everyday, actually) to Jia
Yun (because I can find his email on Facebook) - the photos are too
large to add as attachment here.
Regards,
Mr Tan ;P
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in case u ppl don't read the smb. =)
i think we've got a damn nice chem tutor la. it's our horrible loss to lose him just before the promos! and mr. tan's actually pretty funny and cool xD don't u think so? =) not like the usual serious mr. tan! haha!
seriously i think it's very nice for him to send this message lor =) and i thought it would be a good idea to copy and paste it here because if not, this message would be buried in the evil realms of the smb archives where it lies forgotten and assumed to be gone. it ought to be allocated a more HOLY place for us to remember mr. tan such as the imba nice 08s6e doudou blog! =)
cheers ppl! and jiayou for promos!! xD
~sijie
08S6E 豆！10:50 PM
Saturday, September 13, 2008
ok. i get very good responses after i posted the previous post.
shaofei has turn a softer side, concluding that he got 100% votes in the previous poll with only him not voting for himself. (there weren't any voting anyway, it's all nomination. can u imagine?!?! 100% for just nomination. guys! you cant boost his ego anymore!!!)
ain't gonna lose says:
eh lol
ain't gonna lose says:
like tt put my name liao
(he agreed!)ain't gonna lose says:
ask more ppl go with me
(dont worry, we will go, but you are the only one singing)ain't gonna lose says:
if not i dun go
(so he's going)ain't gonna lose says:
lol
(and he is happy about it)this is a proof that he's going. so he cant back out. (oh man, im evil)
relax ppl! as his msn nick suggest: "ain't gonna lose"
he's going to win it for us....
watch out people! (especially ziran)
08S6E 豆！11:51 PM
hc idol
ok. im quite sian diao, because i spent quite alot of effort posting the previous post even though im sick. lol. yet now it's totally censored, with the bulk gone!!! WALAO.... ok. i shall be calmer. i shall post it on my own blog next time, so it cant be edited.
keep a look out! i already got hold of more pictures. (: i feel evil... like some paparazzi
anyway, back to the main topic...
every class need at least a representative for hc idol. ):
ok, the ppl first came to my mind was choir ppl, but seems like the class think otherwise.
i have collected some feedbacks and suggestions from those who are online and they are as follows:
shaofei:ain't gonna lose says:
then ask choir lr
ain't gonna lose says:
cheng shuang!
ain't gonna lose says:
walao
ain't gonna lose says:
i nominate her(ningxin) ar nabei
ain't gonna lose says:
HAHAHAhAHA
ain't gonna lose says:
zhiyang
william:[WHOA!<34] william move along just to make it through says:
put shaofei la
[WHOA!<34] william move along just to make it through says:
he will go one
ningxin:Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
yichan, mel?
Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
SHAOFEI
Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
just put
Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
you can tell him i recommend de
Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
haha
Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
since he claims he sing very ncie
Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
nice*
Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
then he can compete with ziran
Nobody said it would be easy,they just promised it would be worth it says:
lol
sijie:{§¡J!£} LIVERPOOL 2-1 man u!!! ryan babel the SUPER SUB! L'POOL'S TOP OF THE LEAGUE AGAIN! says:
o.O
{§¡J!£} LIVERPOOL 2-1 man u!!! ryan babel the SUPER SUB! L'POOL'S TOP OF THE LEAGUE AGAIN! says:
put shaofei la lol
zhiyang:.[eternal]. Zh!¥ªñG 08S6E HCult 25 says:
shaofei joining
jonquek:[Jon] says:
gg
[Jon] says:
who can sing in our clasS?
[Jon] says:
haha
jiayun [ATH3NA] i can only say it's a small world. says:
wa... only u dont have any idea after i asked so many people
[Jon] says:
who -___-
[Jon] says:
shaofei meh
[Jon] says:
send zhiyang lar LOL
wangyi: Wnagiy AbsoluteWang Absolutely Fabulous<3 says:
ZHIYANG!!
Wnagiy AbsoluteWang Absolutely Fabulous<3 says:
or just shaofei
Wnagiy AbsoluteWang Absolutely Fabulous<3 says:
easiest
haha. i think my post quite influencial, as you can see, more people believe that zhiyang can win by his cuteness. it's seriously a good advantage. (those cute, that you feel like pinching him after u watched him) anw, someone let him cut queue in coro NTUC because he was too cute. (:
rights. tabulating the votes...
out of 8 people,
7 voted for shaofei.
3 votes for zhiyang
2 votes for choir people with chen shuang specifically
1 vote for ningxin
alrights, it says at least 1. shaofei seems to be trashing everyone (i have a feeling he gg to trash ziran too) but i dont mind having more people to join. so encourage ur friends!!!
anw, shaofei is going to represent our class. but we are just going to decided how many more we are going to send for hc idol on monday.
try to encourage the bad company although he has very high ego already, what's refraining him from joining is that he is afraid that he may trash ziran and ziran is his best friend other than zhiyang. he doesnt want to crash his friend's dream with his own hands (ok, maybe mouth).
go go shaofei!
08S6E 豆！11:30 PM
Friday, September 12, 2008
i was still sick this morning, but im feeling better now. came online. and i was asked to post this kind of post again and i guess it would be enteraining?
i was planning that this post is just going to feature an object, but i just recieved more pictures. so i might as well just feature the next star of the day.
frankly speaking, i feel quite bad posting this, as this guy is super nice to help me with all my notes and tutorials today ):
but seriously, we dont know much abt him, it's just to let everyone know more abt him (:
firstly, i must introduce him.
His fav colour is blue. as you can see, he can wear totally blue for a day.
No matter how bad life gets, he still strongly believes that the world is beautiful and love is everywhere.
He live
s by the motto of his favourite anime character, naturo: Never give up!
He also goes all out for his friends and people around him.
As you can see, he's a very inspiring figure in our class and motivate us to do even better everyday, helping us in every way he can.
Yup, he's our Mr Nice Guy: Lim Zhi Yang! He's also our responsible physics rep.
he is very sporty. far more sporty than anyone of us in class. the sports he plays range from table tennis, frisbee, soccer, basketball, pool, bowling, ice skating, even chess (if you consider it as a sport) and much more.
you will find him easy to understand and befriend with if you try hard enough as he greets everyone he sees, even if you are someone whom he has no interest in.
his emotion is always on his face. you dont have to guess his mood on that day. you can just see it. this further proofs how easy you can become friends with him.
everyone would say he's very entertaining too. as you can see from the picture, he can just make kelly, who is as cute as him,
laugh by just bbq-ing satay.
talking about his cuteness, he was already so cute since he was a baby and this was taken when he was sec 2.
however, he's always unhappy about his baby fats and always hope to lose them...
he's also hoping to grow taller.
and he did grow taller during the past few years. yet as his understanding self, he will always put himself in the shoes of others and accomodate others. for example, in the picture... he bent down.
and this is his dream figure...
oh... talking about sijie, reminds me of why zhiyang would be chosen as the star of the day in the first place.
as most of us know, his relationships had been what we are always trying to find out. it's always quite secretive. however, no matter how secretive he is, there are always loopholes that we find...
[removed by zhiyang... this part is a past that he doesnt want to talk about again. which is quite essential for us to understand him, but he refuses to open up.]since then, everyone had been guessing who is his new partner and discussing his orientation.
from being caught alone with siyuan....
to being caught holding junkang's hand. (the people behind are calefares)
as you can see. the relationships in our class is very complicated. siyuan and junkang were actually suspected to be together. sijie has his 1-1 function too. and even shaofei too.
i must admit that it's quite sad for zhiyang that he is labelled the third party for all of them. he is innocent!!!
[ok someone else took this part away.... it consists of 3 pictures... which is the bulk of the story. which made me quite sian diao. ok i am mean, i know.]it was a tough decision for the bad company during the physics make up lecture on spa. he had to answer for all his misdeeds, trying to act healthy and attract people. it was a choice between the front and the left. it was an awkward situation.
in the end, mr nice guy was so dissapointed that he emo-ed. and wangyi had to cheer him up.
what happened next was unexpected. wangyi couldnt resist zhiyang's cute-ness!
and they had fun... (WANGYI! you better be loyal to my sis.)
yet again, he's blamed for being the third party...
not only these.... he has brought about several discussions among our class recently... (warning: it's quite sick, even i cant stand it, continue at your own risk.)
it revolves around his new
toy... sorry, i mean bottle that he brought to sch the past few days. he bought it in toy 'R' us. (sorry, i dont know how to spell it correctly) it's a toy megastore basically.
it's no wonder why pri sch kids are so sick nowadays.
our classmate specially conducted a survey and received comments on the bottle being sold in toy shop.
and i am showing a comment that comes from a renown blogger in sg(censored):
jieyang# says:
HAHAHAH WHAT THE F*C****************CK
jieyang# says:
it's seriously a mega s*x toy in disguise
i seriously dont know who designed that bottle, he's seriously teaching the kids the wrong things.
rights. basically, zhiyang is a fantastic guy, but his story is very complicated. that's why he's very sad recently. also due to the stress from promos.
to 08S6E: let's be more understanding, zhiyang needs our concern and support, he has helped us alot. it's our turn to help him. dont be mean to him, be understanding towards his complains. and befriend him.
he likes to be praised and appreciated. let's try to show our appreciation for him more oftenly and be nice to him.
To zhiyang: before you want to delete this post, i am only joking. you have nth to be afraid of if u r not guilty. i want to thank you for everything you have done for everyone. great friend, great classmate. 08S6E loves you! as you can see all the stories are all fabricated, but what's true is that no one can be nicer than you. (:
jiayou! you are always cute, inspiring, caring and great (i dont mean your size) in our minds
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OMG even i'm laughing la... No I only deleted 1 stupid paragraph. The others are well... quite amusing. fyi, i got my water bottle in a lucky draw. AND U ALL DID THIS TO IT!? GO DIE
zy
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08S6E 豆！10:56 PM
Friday, September 5, 2008
I hope this is the last of such posts I am going to post? LOL. This is due to high demand. I am mean. lol.
Tommorrow is the early celebration of min-autumn festival in school.
This post is specially dedicated to the star of tommorrow. (ok fine, strictly speaking it's not a star to many, it's a moon and a satellite to be more specific.)
This person is none other than:
EH! Paiseh. wrong picture....
AH! This is the correct one. LEO BING YEOW!
He's always the center of the attraction of the class, just like a role model. Under the bright Sun (teachers), he's made even more attractive. (With reference to the picture above) Just by posing, he made wilfred jealous, make Jonathan appluad, Kudos from zhiyang, making jiayun emo, preventing people to play volleyball from the bad company and making everyone dao Mr Shyam.
In the dark, he reflects the light from Sun (teachers) and guides everyone, just like a lighthouse. He strongly holds our class values and principles, standing out like no one else, making him the best representation of our class. His good results in Promos will prove you that.
He tries very hard to reach greater heights even though he's already very high up in the sky.
Bright and shiny. That's the best I can descript the surface.
But don't judge a book by its cover. There are more within him. He comes with different flavours to suit everyone.
This is the day we celebrate Bing Yeow as our classmate, we can't be more lucky. CHEERS!
To Bing Yeow: 08S6E loves you and jiayou. Happy mid-autumn festival. (:
08S6E 豆！11:26 PM
sorry to dampen your mood
sorry to dampen ur holiday mood ppl! not that it hasn't already been dampened by promos. but anyway uhh this is a reminder that
our CHEM SPA is on this coming monday. the REAL SPA. the one that is COUNTED for A LVLS. so pls do remember to revise for it. don't mug for promos and forget about SPA. promos won't affect ur A LVLS result, SPA will. xD
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good luck everyone for promos and SPA! xD cheers! and ENJOY ur remaining 2 days of hols! pls remember to turn up tmr for MAF =)
08S6E 豆！9:18 PM
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Hopefully, it's past 12am when I post this post.
As I am introducing the star of next day!
Ladies and Gentleman, Let me introduce our class number 1 ego!
Our PE rep: Shaofei. (Yes, he likes to take picture with brown things so show how healthy his skin is, brown shirt and brown cake...)
He likes to take picture with round-headed people to show how slim and healthy he is.
He likes to show his healthiness by showing his strength too.
Yalar, healthy lar....
(Stop staring to prevent your nose from bleeding.)
He might be cool, but...
He can never grow up when it comes to play!
He can be crazy at times, trying to do damage to the water by hitting it. (& of course smiling evil-ly to himself.)
Now, let me show you how ego he is...
He thinks he is so good at ice skating that he asked Wang Yi to clean his ass.
He even thought he got what it takes to attract guys and named himself "Sophie".
(Although, I must comment that he managed to attract some?! I shall not elaborate. HAHA)
He even wrapped himself up to give someone! Shameless...
He even try seducing people online by putting himself playing volleyball on msn.
Oh man, how much more ego can he get?
Although he may top the class for tests very frequently, but it's obvious that he is a bad company.
To Shao Fei: 08S6E loves you seriously, but our mothers asked us to stay away from bad company. (Si Jie nods head and agrees.)
Okay, you guys know I was just joking. Please don't take it to heart.
p.s. of course 08S6E don't love you as much as someone.......
who were you thinking of? your Mum lar...
08S6E 豆！11:47 PM
star of the day!
In the midst of mugging and slacking, I believe not many of you will think of updating the class blog.
We had a post to introduce Bing Yeow.
Here comes a post to intoduce another dear classmate of ours.
And the star of the day is:
Tan En Hao! We hope he can spend more time with the class though. ):
He is handsome and muscular!
And even cool sometimes! Becareful, don't bully any of our classmates, if not you won't be sure of your consequences.
He's cute even when he was young. I think he made all the girls go crazy during his trip to Nanyang.
I would like to take this opportunity to say: En Hao, 08S6E loves you! Muacks!
(even though you always go 6J to find your GF, but try to remember us, kae? & Have fun dancing on MAF!)
08S6E 豆！11:19 PM
Monday, September 1, 2008
in lieu of due to the upcoming promos, i see a need for model essays to be spread among the class to ensure that everyone continues writing 08S6E for their class next year =)
Does Hell Give off Heat?The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, " it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A"
Determine the Height of a SkyscraperThe following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen : "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper using a barometer."
One student replied: "You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building."
This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed. The student appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics.
To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer that showed at least a minimal familiarity the basic principles of physics.
For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn't make up his mind which to use.
On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:
"Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper,drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck for the barometer."
"Or if the sun is shining, you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper's shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work out the height of the skyscraper."
"But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T =2 pi sq root (l/g)."
"Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up."
"If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building."
"But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor's door and say to him, 'If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper'."
The student was Niels Bohr, the only person from Denmark to win the Nobel Prize for Physics.
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cheers,
sijie
08S6E 豆！10:54 PM
