These may be some of the possible replies given by certain famous people... Before you read the following, think of what you will give as the answer first...


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

The kindergarten teacher: To get to the other side..
Plato: For the greater good.Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize (fulfil) its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken- nature.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the history books. An historic, unprecedented avian armed with the will to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to
human pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.T
he Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
Othello: Jealousy.
Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Constable: To get a better view.


These predicted replies roughly shows the different perspectives of viewing thequestion... How will you reply? What do YOU think your reply shows about yourself?



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