more brandon jokes =)

daily updates on brandon jokes! yep!

brandon's super funny nowadays. here's one funny convo we had while going for econs lecture:

brandon: there's one good thing (about being called brandon). later kelvin tan ask me qns, i can dao him, coz i'm not junkang.

sijie: oh great! then we can introduce to him our new class member brandon!

brandon: *zzz* (gives his favourite diao look again)

and then at econs lecture, brandon having the first 3 letters of his name same as "brave", bravely sat at the suicidal seat nearest to dr. siva. yew wei decided that he ought to stay away from siva for one lecture, so as to NOT answer any question he poses. however, dr siva imba-ly skipped brandon and asked yew wei YET AGAIN!!

we speculate that this is due to the Brandon Repulsion Aura (BRA) which brought yew wei to his downfall. ppl surrounding brandon, like shaoying, all suffered under the evil clutches of dr siva's SHOVED MIKE. brandon remains the only person to have survived it while sitting at the hot seats in front.

this latest series of Brandon-Related Amusement (BRA) is brought to you by sijie yet again =)
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